Phase 1
You are listening to STEVIE WONDER
( Your first hour at work and all is fine and great )
Phase 2
You are listening to HOUSE music
( After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you’re coming or going anymore )
Phase 3
You are listening to HEAVY METAL
( This is how you feel right before your lunch break )
Phase 4
You are listening to HIP HOP
( You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation )
Phase 5
You are listening to GANGSTER RAP
( After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch and you forget what a “good hair day” feels like, as you load up on caffeine )
And Finally…
Phase 6 kicks in
You are listening to TECHNO (on Ecstasy)
( The truth is…this is how all employees end up eventually )